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December 2012

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“For those on the go, we have light bites for those needing a tête-à-tête.” —

W Hotels Paris

On every W site, I find just a phrase or two that seems just a little off.

(via wallofdis)

Dec 08, 20122 notes

September 2012

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Sep 05, 20120 notes

July 2012

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Jul 05, 20120 notes
“My pal’s job involves the design and refurbishment of soft furnishings in the rooms of gracious hotels. Though he enjoys his work, he has started to feel somewhat constrained, specifically in regard to fabric choices. Whether for upholstery, drapes, or bedding, every textile he selects must now be BCP-resistant, by which he means resistant to—drumroll—blood, cum, and poo.” —Trashed hotel rooms: The appalling things people do at the world’s finest resorts. - Slate Magazine
Jul 03, 20120 notes

June 2012

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Jun 07, 2012440 notes
#Conde Nast Traveler #travel #wanderlust #Brooklyn #Williamsburg #New York #hotel #nightlife #hotspot #hotels #rants #snark

April 2012

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Apr 19, 20123 notes
#hotels #rants #snark
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#LobbyFriend #Apps #innovation #Social media #hotels #rants #snark

March 2012

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Mar 03, 20122 notes
#Shady #Creepy #Windows #hotels #rants #snark

February 2012

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Ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!

bitchandgripe:

“Move the coffee maker and ice bucket out of the bathroom; it was sitting on the sink beside the toilet. Ewwwwww!!!!!!!”

Feb 29, 20121 note
#hotel #hospitality #front desk #customer service #hotels #rants #snark
Feb 29, 20125,472 notes
#hotels #rants #snark

January 2012

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Jan 25, 20120 notes
#hotels #rants #snark
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December 2011

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“Ever dreamed of being a spy? The first film adaptation of Robert Ludlum’s Bourne trilogy, The Bourne Identity, sees Matt Damon as Jason Bourne soar over rooftops and dodge the CIA in an exciting espionage thriller. Despite giving the appearance that Bourne was travelling around France and Switzerland, most of the film was in fact shot in Paris, making a stay at Les Jardins du Marais perfect for those seeking to follow in the steps of Jason Bourne.” —

Les Jardins du Marais, Paris, France - Great Hotels of the World

Let’s review:

  1. I don’t care that they have 19K fans on Facebook, this is a knock-off site of “Leading Hotels of the World”
  2. Or they have they worst web designer ever, i.e., one who thinks that black background = luxury, even if your contrast color is Geocities Turquoise
  3. But I think it’s a knock-off, because LHOTW doesn’t allow guest photos (!)
  4. The bullshit above is under the heading “Set Jetting Location”
  5. No, I don’t think that’s an intentional play on words, like a movie set
Dec 05, 20110 notes
#lost in translation #hotels #rants #snark

November 2011

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Nov 22, 201131 notes
#Terrifying Bedrooms #hotels #rants #snark

October 2011

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“Doble - no reembolsabile” —

Eurostars Roma Aeterna Hotel in Rome

You’re kidding me, right?

Oct 30, 20110 notes
#lost in translation #hotels #rants #snark
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