May. 2, 2013 at 10:47am
WHY IS THERE A RECEPTIONIST IN MY ROOM.

WHY IS THERE A RECEPTIONIST IN MY ROOM.

Mar. 10, 2013 at 7:13am
Excuse me but is there someone STANDING BEHIND THE CURTAINS?

Excuse me but is there someone STANDING BEHIND THE CURTAINS?

(Source: harborhoteis.com.br)

6:10am
HALLWAY YOU ARE DRUNK GO HOME HALLWAY

HALLWAY YOU ARE DRUNK

GO HOME HALLWAY

(Source: letsbookhotel.com)

Mar. 1, 2013 at 6:39am with 157 notes
Reblogged from soupsoup
reuters: An employee dressed in a panda costume poses for a photo during the soft opening of a panda-themed hotel at the foot of Emei Mountain, Southwest China’s Sichuan province, February 25, 2013. [REUTERS/Chian Daily] PHOTOS: Panda-themed hotel opens in China

reuters:

An employee dressed in a panda costume poses for a photo during the soft opening of a panda-themed hotel at the foot of Emei Mountain, Southwest China’s Sichuan province, February 25, 2013. [REUTERS/Chian Daily]

PHOTOS: Panda-themed hotel opens in China

Jan. 31, 2013 at 7:05am
“Minuets” WTF ARE YOU JOKING ME WITH THIS ABDUCTION PICTURE.

  1. “Minuets”
  2. WTF ARE YOU JOKING ME WITH THIS ABDUCTION PICTURE.

Dec. 8, 2012 at 10:39am with 2 notes
Reblogged from wallofdis
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For those on the go, we have light bites for those needing a tête-à-tête.
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W Hotels Paris

On every W site, I find just a phrase or two that seems just a little off.

(via wallofdis)

Sep. 5, 2012 at 2:02pm
Easily a top-ten Unfortunate Hotel.

Easily a top-ten Unfortunate Hotel.

Jul. 5, 2012 at 11:17am
I’m not sure why they resorted to bad Photoshop when another picture right before this shows the room as it actually is, and it’s lovely. (via Suites Rome centre – Historic hotel Rome - Hotel D’inghilterra Rome)

I’m not sure why they resorted to bad Photoshop when another picture right before this shows the room as it actually is, and it’s lovely.

(via Suites Rome centre – Historic hotel Rome - Hotel D’inghilterra Rome)

Jul. 3, 2012 at 6:58am
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My pal’s job involves the design and refurbishment of soft furnishings in the rooms of gracious hotels. Though he enjoys his work, he has started to feel somewhat constrained, specifically in regard to fabric choices. Whether for upholstery, drapes, or bedding, every textile he selects must now be BCP-resistant, by which he means resistant to—drumroll—blood, cum, and poo.
— Trashed hotel rooms: The appalling things people do at the world’s finest resorts. - Slate Magazine
Jun. 7, 2012 at 1:31pm with 440 notes
Reblogged from condenasttraveler
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condenasttraveler:

Brooklyn’s Wythe Hotel—Perfect Views, Local Eats, Bikes to Borrow | Brooklyn, New York

If I get the room with the view of the outdoor stairwell, do I get free curtains?